When i worked in Grangemouth i volunteered for every course going. Got my forklift, scissorlift, cherrypicker, asbestos, enclosed spaces and much much more. Didne cost me a bean and got full pay for sitting in a classroom and driving stuff for half an hour on a test. Excellent. Wanted to do the abseiling one but the ****s widne let me. Boo.
Mibbe so. They said sommit like. " when the **** are you ever going to need to abseil" One never knows. It's always better to be.prepared i always say.
Tis true. If yer on the nab get doon the broo and get yerself on some courses. Cost you nothing but your time mate.
I have none now. They all ran out years ago. Sure as **** i was going to shell out to renew them. I do have my HGV though. Keep that up to date. Handy fing that.
"Forklift driving is the number one occupation for non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically anyone can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of the £400 a week." Mr White - Reservoir Dugs 1992
I bet there are loads of Oxford and Cambridge graduates falling over themselves to work on an oil rig. You spent half your life in a boiler suit in the middle of the North Sea and you sneer at "Blue collar" jobs . I spent 17 years working in a ****ing black tie and dinner jacket in London's West end , I just don't want to work nights or weekends anymore so retrained . The oil industry is ****ed now €100 down to $50 a barrel . You better find something else to do
This post had ****ing everything. Toby being a ****, an unemployed Irishman, Dev being an unrelenting bore, Tina wanting to be ****ed, Gambol knocking up slags, Venom talking about how much money he makes, Si n Toby's Ket and Lager nights, £140k a year driving forklifts, Travels to Australia and Mindy being Mindy.
