I worked in a place in Oz and the boy had a whopper of a forky. Thing could lift shipping containers
You went to Australia?I worked in a place in Oz and the boy had a whopper of a forky. Thing could lift shipping containers
You went to Australia?
Kept that quiet
When i worked in Grangemouth i volunteered for every course going. Got my forklift, scissorlift, cherrypicker, asbestos, enclosed spaces and much much more. Didne cost me a bean and got full pay for sitting in a classroom and driving stuff for half an hour on a test. Excellent.Gas
Break
Forks up and down
Tilt
Side shift .
Not taking the piss m8 you can do a counterbalance course for free if you are in receipt of benefits mugs pay £700 minimum.
Even if you don't use it its really fun.
More fun than watching idiots lose money at 3am on a Saturday night anyway
When i worked in Grangemouth i volunteered for every course going. Got my forklift, scissorlift, cherrypicker, asbestos, enclosed spaces and much much more. Didne cost me a bean and got full pay for sitting in a classroom and driving stuff for half an hour on a test. Excellent.
Wanted to do the abseiling one but the ****s widne let me.
Boo.
That's why we love E R zingers like this.Probably cause you're a ******.

Just because they used that excuse for.you doesn't mean it applies to every **** auld chap.Probably cause you're a ******.
Maybe they didn't have strong enough rope ?When i worked in Grangemouth i volunteered for every course going. Got my forklift, scissorlift, cherrypicker, asbestos, enclosed spaces and much much more. Didne cost me a bean and got full pay for sitting in a classroom and driving stuff for half an hour on a test. Excellent.
Wanted to do the abseiling one but the ****s widne let me.
Boo.
Maybe they didn't have strong enough rope ?

Mibbe so. They said sommit like. " when the **** are you ever going to need to abseil"Maybe they didn't have strong enough rope ?
Tis true. If yer on the nab get doon the broo and get yerself on some courses.Koodus to ALDO for trying to motivate CIARAN back into work though keeping the thread on topic.![]()
I have none now. They all ran out years ago. Sure as **** i was going to shell out to renew them.My team are losing and I'm ****ing livid but do you have a bendy truck licence?
I have none now. They all ran out years ago. Sure as **** i was going to shell out to renew them.
I do have my HGV though. Keep that up to date. Handy fing that.
I bet there are loads of Oxford and Cambridge graduates falling over themselves to work on an oil rig."Forklift driving is the number one occupation for non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically anyone can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of the £400 a week."
Mr White - Reservoir Dugs 1992
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