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Gas
Break
Forks up and down
Tilt
Side shift .

Not taking the piss m8 you can do a counterbalance course for free if you are in receipt of benefits mugs pay £700 minimum.
Even if you don't use it its really fun.
More fun than watching idiots lose money at 3am on a Saturday night anyway
When i worked in Grangemouth i volunteered for every course going. Got my forklift, scissorlift, cherrypicker, asbestos, enclosed spaces and much much more. Didne cost me a bean and got full pay for sitting in a classroom and driving stuff for half an hour on a test. Excellent.

Wanted to do the abseiling one but the ****s widne let me.

Boo.
 
When i worked in Grangemouth i volunteered for every course going. Got my forklift, scissorlift, cherrypicker, asbestos, enclosed spaces and much much more. Didne cost me a bean and got full pay for sitting in a classroom and driving stuff for half an hour on a test. Excellent.

Wanted to do the abseiling one but the ****s widne let me.

Boo.

Probably cause you're a ******.
 
When i worked in Grangemouth i volunteered for every course going. Got my forklift, scissorlift, cherrypicker, asbestos, enclosed spaces and much much more. Didne cost me a bean and got full pay for sitting in a classroom and driving stuff for half an hour on a test. Excellent.

Wanted to do the abseiling one but the ****s widne let me.

Boo.
Maybe they didn't have strong enough rope ?
 
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"Forklift driving is the number one occupation for non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically anyone can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of the £400 a week."

Mr White - Reservoir Dugs 1992


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"Forklift driving is the number one occupation for non-college graduates in this country. It's the one job basically anyone can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of the £400 a week."

Mr White - Reservoir Dugs 1992


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I bet there are loads of Oxford and Cambridge graduates falling over themselves to work on an oil rig.
You spent half your life in a boiler suit in the middle of the North Sea and you sneer at "Blue collar" jobs .<laugh>
I spent 17 years working in a ****ing black tie and dinner jacket in London's West end , I just don't want to work nights or weekends anymore so retrained .
The oil industry is ****ed now €100 down to $50 a barrel .
You better find something else to do
 
Yet you spend your Saturday nights in Toby's bedsit

Think you ****ed up your life choice there buddy
 
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