Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

from The Western Mail

 

Of McDonalds fried chicken

 

which tastes of cardboard

 

that has been marinated....

 

in a pint of

 

Scarlett Johanssons bath water

 

from Morgan's Hotel where

 

the captain used to

 

play with his rubber...

 

while playing bridge with

 

Simon and Garfunkel who...

 

played sounds of silence

 

whilst ogling Mrs. Robinson

 

stripped to her undercrackers

 

and nibbling her nobblings

 

Which were very hard

 

To find because of

 

And big welly boots

 

and nothing else except