Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

with his rather large nose

 

which he uses to

 

Push peas up a

 

whores ass, but only

 

if she wants some

 

Mushy not those frozen

 

ones from Aldi which

 

are cheep at half

 

Time during the game

 

when Brendan first saw

 

A girl he fancied

 

Which was fairly regular

 

at all Military Tattoos

 

and other events that

 

Involved a disciplined approach

 

to making contact with

 

Sitting on a bench

 

eating their sandwiches wrapped

 

in yesterday's Evening Post