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Banana or two also

 

Or a juicy pear

 

but ends up with

 

Egg all over his face

 

every time, no surprise

 

as yet another cheap

 

foreign import scores against

 

the run of play

 

and then celebrated by

 

kissing his dirty wrist

 

Which was held by

 

Jeremy Corbyn who expects

 

to win the Irsih

 

oh to be sure

 

that the sun will

 

shine on his Labour

 

badge and dazzle the

 

The Tory scum toffs

 

who are changing electoral

 

electoral boundaries to suit