Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

of holy smelly cheese

 

hole in my shoe

 

said David Cameron to

 

anyone who would listen

 

got an ear full

 

So Dave buggered off

 

to hide his shame

 

but to earn millions

 

whilst paying his minions...

 

in kind with Honours

 

that were totally unwarranted...

 

as is usually the

 

reason for all the

 

scepticism and utter bemusement

 

We have all experienced

 

the flush of youth

 

sitting next to the

 

girl of your dreams

 

with beer in hand