Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

And the womb stretcher

 

on account of the

 

mighty truncheons erotic power

 

which made women tremble

 

And wet their thongs

 

just thinking about getting

 

My old bloomers out

 

To wipe the wetness

 

Off his steamy spectacles

 

that he had bought

 

As a cunning disguise

 

to avoid being spotted

 

And identified as a

 

Blueturd living in Penclawdd

 

And known as Dai

 

who also supports Liverpool

 

A true schizophrenic personality

 

if ever there was

 

A swingers party held

 

for ex navy personal