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of Whisky for him

 

in a jar ajar so

 

that he could pretend

 

that it was really

 

a bottle of Welsh

 

dandelion and burdock pop

 

made from the best

 

local ingredients which were

 

imported from Upper Cwmtwrch

 

In a leaky corracle

 

but still tasted absolutely

 

like nectar that warms

 

the cockles of your

 

best friends heart every

 

time he takes a

 

walk down to the

 

Taxidermists which he enjoys

 

as stuffing is his

 

way of escaping from

 

the boredom of his