Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

McDonald told him it

 

was going to be

 

a stiff task which

 

he was going to

 

need a drink first

 

before being ready to

 

explain to his wife

 

yet again that he

 

Failed to score even

 

though she wanted him

 

at home making the

 

afternoon tea for her

 

Bit on the side.

 

strange how Sir Alex

 

always turned a blind

 

eye to Wayne's benders

 

and bits on the

 

radio about his hairdryer

 

treatment of players who

 

didnt bring a bottle