Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

I can do whatever

 

the doctor tells me

 

when the Tardis lands

 

or the Mrs says

 

the Daleks will take

 

my Everton pyjamas away

 

so Wayne will have

 

have to sleep with

 

yet another granny, so

 

no teeth marks are

 

visible on the bedpost

 

as their dentures were

 

left behind in the

 

sink, Wayne preferred gummy

 

bears to jelly babies

 

when he was banging

 

on about his goal

 

of climbing Mount Everest

 

which he thought was

 

in Snowdonia, until Ronald