Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

and high waisted trousers

 

just like Simon Cowell

 

wears on Barbados beaches

 

with no X factor

 

till his new wife

 

tells him he looks

 

for a lawyer or

 

a tax accountant who

 

was referred by Dai

 

who Dai had taught

 

so fat chance of

 

any sense and logic

 

Until spok gets here

 

so just cling on...

 

to her ears whilst

 

She takes a big

 

sausage and places it

 

between her buns, and...

 

calls for Dai to

 

smear them with mustard...