Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

of a new football

 

which had an unusual

 

bunch of supporters who

 

resembled morris men on

 

speed with a drop

 

of the black stuff

 

to give them courage

 

to bend over and

 

whistle yankee doodle dandy

 

with one hand up...

 

to ask to go

 

home early as he

 

has a taxidermy class...

 

teacher said get stuffed

 

or you will be

 

tory's into small envelopes...

 

which is what they

 

should have been doing...

 

but the Yanks dithered

 

and we got relegated