Off Topic Lets create a story 4 words at a time.

and Herons finest quality

 

But Yorkshire folk being

 

So adverse to change

 

.

 

they rose against the

 

Lily livered **** wits

 

I am very angry

 

With this pair of

 

stockings that I bought

 

with a hole in

 

They said they were

 

from a distant planet

 

Stockings from near Uranus

 

brown streaks are in

 

remarked the hairdresser furtively

 

Furtively's an uncommon name

 

not on Longhill Estate

 

where almost anything goes

 

missing if not secured

 

however with elasticated durex