Off Topic Lets create a story 4 words at a time.

And nicked the vagrant's

 

one and only tooth

 

in his head but

 

left him his gums

 

and took his trousers

 

skid marks and all.

 

but left behind his

 

Porsche keys and wallet

 

One of the Corgies

 

5

 

Corrected

 

Princess Anne friggin wildly

 

with an egg whisk

 

One of her horses

 

stable lads older sister

 

We all googled it

 

Looked on with interest.

 

Come come Mr Ed

 

Lucinda had massive tits

 

But a really ugly mug.