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how did dinner with the new burd go mate?

sorry ah couldnae make it. Was playing snooker with Rogue Leader

Was lovely. Had Veal. She had pizza and I ate half of it

I'll need to come to the next snooker night I'm quite a decent standard.
 
I don't eat Veal. It's cruel so it is

I just have Frois Grois instead.

The more cruelly an animal is treated before it's murdered, the better it tastes. True fact that is.
 
when I was backpacking through china I stopped at a street vendor selling dog and rice n I asked the wee mad lampshade heid if the dog had been subjected to an NUFC fan's rape dungeon before it died n the wee dink just bared its two buck teeth which I guess was a smile so i took it as a yes and let me tell you it was the nicest piece of meat i had tasted

Super loopy acworth lives!