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Let's All Take The Piss Out Of Newcastle... / Relegation Party

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Joelinton's Right Foot, May 10, 2016.

  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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  2. haslam

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    Totally uncalled for that mind. The players have just ran their socks off for the match and are knackered, they've lost and want to give their fans a deserved clap before heading home and regrouping for next season - ****ing yobs coming and and getting leery with them. All teams have an element of that in their crowd (us included) but does seem to be more accepted at Hull than most...
     
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  3. Brian Storm

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    We had that twerp who pushed Harper. They shouldn't be aloud inside a sporting venue ever again.
     
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  4. haslam

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    We had that bloke who punched a horse, you may have missed it though it was barely reported anywhere
     
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    Sorry fella. Can't help it.
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Has anyone had a look at the Sunderland board recently? I thought we were supposed to be the deluded ones.

    One poster appears to have posted a serious thread regarding manager of the year - he claims it should be Sam Allardyce. I assumed it was humour but there appears to be a serious defence of his standpoint. Now Allardyce did well to get them safe. However I'm pretty sure Ranieri, Pochettino, Bilic, Flores, Howe, Klopp (if he wins Europa), Koeman, and maybe even Mark Hughes would feature above Fat Sam.

    One of of the best laughs I've had in ages. There was another thread with the pocket rocket which all got a bit weird and I promptly left when I got bored to the back teeth reading it.

    Sam Allardyce - Manager of Year. In his and this Nostalgic's only. He is good enough for Real Madrid remember <laugh>
     
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  7. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Tell the truth Hacky. Most of us are laughing at him and his laughable suggestion of SAmanager of the year.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Most? 100% are laughing at him. Has he been on the ****ing moonshine or something? He makes the delusion on twitter of us finishing top 6 under Rafa seem like a perfectly reasonable suggestion.

    I'd say I want whatever he is drinking but I can only assume it rots your brain.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Cathedrals and Airports dont win you games.

    Posession and corners dont count for owt.

    Fat flabby spanish fishermen dont win you leagues, they get you relegated.

    Oh down the leagues you go. Singing hippy hi ho.

    Deluded.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im done FTM.

    Thats me with this board.
     
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  11. Captain Hindsight

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    Someone told me the makems are planning an open top bus around the Toon.
     
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  12. Captain Hindsight

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    You will find that he is a Spanish waiter. Not a fisherman.
     
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  13. Captain Hindsight

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    Voldermort has flattered to deceive thus far.
     
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    I won't rub it in but I have been having a laugh at the expense of my Mag mates. I will subtly dine out on it for a year now.
    See you next time!! Lol.
     
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    If you think that is delusion you will think this hilairious

    A premier league team appointed a new manager, the best he could do was take them from 19th place when he arrived to 18th place and in the process had them relegated, the kicker being their supporters tried to make us believe he was the second coming and that if they had persisted with their previous manager he would have had them relegated <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Newcastle were only one point from safety when he arrived <ok>
     
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    And 24 points still available , those SAM's are lethal
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>

    Best line I've read on this thread so far, ten out of ten, it made me chuckle <applause>

    Meanwhile, the mackem wummery still rates as a pathetic 2/10.

    Pathetic, I tell ya (that's because a number of these mackems are fannies....FACT).
     
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    *30*
     
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