When I was younger I used to be into skateboarding, used to skate on the plaza (if you can call it that) at the bottom of bede park. We'd always go and have a few goes down that slide lying down on our skateboards. Never actually been down it without, and I'd imagine it would have been a few moons before you graced it with your urination. And just to clarify, your a dirty ****ing scumbag, that's a play area for children. Disgusting that you'd piss down a kids slide. I hope you're proud of yourself
Small world Tommy, the mother of one of my old school mates (and step dad) used to run the Western back in the 1980s ... her name was Doris 'Doll' - suspect they were long gone before you took over?
Ouch OLM! - you're not making it easy on him are you? Probably just over Sunday, and now you tell him there'd have been front row Gold seats in it for him, had they made it. That's got to sting!
Thank **** you didn't mention the free champagne and high class escort girls giving out gobbles at half time. That would have sent him over the edge.
I was a student, every single DMU student did it. At 3am after a night on the ale and after climbing all the way to the top, I know what wins. It was 5 years ago, I imagine at least 400,000 people have done it since. I mean its not the worst thing I did at uni. We once all jizzed on the girls en suite toilet seat and waited to see which one of us got her pregnant. Apprently we were all infertile. Her face when she found out though. ****ing hell. And Fosse, I didn't work for her, but she came in a few times while I was working there. I came in under Sam and Becky, just before it went off the rails.
While I can assure you there were no kids in the park at 3am, the same couldnt be said for any sleeping tramps attempting to use the slide as a house. He didn't wake up. He might have died. Death by piss. Not the most unsavoury way to go but its on my top 5.
Well that's fair enough then, if everyone else did it. I'm sure it's fine for little 5 or 6 year old kids to play in a grown mans piss anyway. And what a great idea with the toilet seat, shame you didn't get her pregnant, it would have been great being a father to a child who was born from a prank wouldn't it.
What the ****. *I* am the righteous one around here, with standards and a belief in civilised society where people respect each other and the police, not you Bob. You've basically removed any chance of my being able to add anything to this thread now, with your well thought out, and correct views on this frankly disgusting subject. I'm even uneasy about suggesting students should be made to spend 2 years in the Army to teach the disgusting little layabouts some respect now. I'm going to have to keep an eye on you my friend.
What the hell happened to "Quay"? Seems to have become a Tesco. I rowed past Bede Park many a time but never used the slide.
The quay was still there last time I went around there 4 or 5 odd years ago, went in there for pre drinks before a night out 5 shots/bottles for a 5er. Probably is a Tesco now, everything's turning into a Tesco
Like I said, the guy at the bottom soaked most of it up. The quay closed halfway through my second year, the last time I was there was when city drew 2-2. I had an exam that morning, which meant I had to miss it I was down in Leicester recentley, went to the Shakespears Head, which was very, very strange. I see they've changed Time Bar too. Have you ever been in the Robert Peel Fosse?
