Off Topic Lesser things

Unlucky, mate.

This is where a dirty sock becomes your best friend.

No need to thank me.

 

I hear you, brother.

 

unlucky mate.

I know the feeling. Waiting all night for the missus, only to be denied at the death.

 

Never mind mate, give it about another 18-20 years and they’ll have ****ed off

 

Ain't that just the case .
Bastards do it on purpose

 

True, but by then she’ll have a chuff like a wizard’s sleeve.

 

I suffer with migraines. But silent ones, so no pain just massive visual disturbance. It can happen at the most inopportune times too.

Luckily for me I’ve taken loads of acid before so I can deal with it

 

That’s an open goal mate, but I’m not going to take it.

Someone else is bound to though.

 

You know that migraine? That’s me, fcuking about inside your mind.

 

Golf ****ers.

 

Is it like jagged lines around the edge of your eyes ?

 

I might give some, but I’ll always set myself up for a return,

 

Piss head

 

think that'smcalled, reading utter drivel from a fat useless ****...

Growler

She's some looker mind

 

Lol it’s a battle of wills sometimes, I know when my kid is needy for mum though, so I let it slide.

Just find other opportunities.

 

But am i?

I've never had a poorly back from bender over picking up balls..

 

Promised Sex never happens

 

The visuals are okay, but I think you could make it a bit more interesting overall.

 

It's the twisting of the back that ****s you .
I stopped playing a long time ago !

 

Along with my ability to get a stiffy.