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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by saint_lard, Aug 19, 2017.

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  1. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Cardboard box?! You were lucky!!
     
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    Channonfodder, Aug 21, 2017
  2. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

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    I spat tea laughing at that. What a dick.

    Mods: Don't worry, that's my final comment. I won't be saying anything more to him (though he'll doubtless be reading whatever I write; otherwise how will he stay angry at what I post?).

    Vin

    I wonder if he'll respond to this...
     
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    Onionman, Aug 21, 2017
  3. Onionman

    Onionman Well-Known Member

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    Many years ago my Dad, a loyal Yorkshireman and Monty Python fan, said he ended up in a pub with some blokes he vaguely knew in a strictly non-ironic four Yorkshiremen sketch - they were just bragging about past times being hard and things being cheap. He said he kept stretching the conversation so far into fantasy that he was in genuine pain from not laughing. If they said they could buy a suit for thirty bob, he's say he used to get them for twenty with a pair of shoes thrown in. He said it was literally impossible to get them not to believe him. They do (or did, anyway) exist.

    Vin
     
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  4. davecg69

    davecg69 Well-Known Member

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    It WASN'T Monty Python!! :headbang:

    But, love the story - utterly brilliant from your Dad! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  5. Onionman

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    Ooh, you're right. I've always considered it so because I first heard in on "Monty Python live at Drury Lane". Sorry. Must note that for when it's asked at the next pub quiz.

    Vin
     
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    Well, you want to bait the hook any more?

    <doh>
     
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  7. SAINTDON13

    SAINTDON13 Well-Known Member

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    This thread about a leg injury has got very lame.
     
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  8. ihatemyselfandwanttodie

    ihatemyselfandwanttodie Well-Known Member

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    Do we know if Noble will get getting a retrospective ban for his assault on poor Mario? If the answer is no, is the ref getting a retrospective ban for utter incompetance?
     
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    ihatemyselfandwanttodie, Aug 21, 2017
  9. saintlyhero

    saintlyhero Well-Known Member

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    If as Graham Poll suggested the ref was distracted and missed the challenge, then he should be eligible for a retrospective

    You think this ref was incompetent? You don't know you're born. They were wayyy more incompetent when I was a lad
     
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  10. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    I work with a 31 year old doing largely the same as me (I'm 48 in 2 weeks), there is a wage gap in my favour but all he goes on about is how I have it easy going on holiday a couple of times a year and how I go out for meals a lot etc. I point out that I am 17 years along in life than him, he has a 1 year old with another on the way, My kid has grown up, left home, got married and has her own kid etc. It doesn't mean to say that the last 17 years since I was 31 have been easy, but i am 17 years (practically a generation) older than him and further down the line. He is a Man Utd fan so he has had it easy I say.....
     
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  11. Onionman

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    That suggests looming trouble. When you have kids they deserve your full attention and a reasonable expectation that your life will revolve around them for the next X years, not hankering after holidays and meals out. Youth of today, eh?

    Vin
     
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  12. st_brendy

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    I'd be very surprised, given that Mason does seem to be looking straight at it - implying that he decided it wasn't worthy of a red.
     
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  13. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Yep my daughter lives 4500 miles away, married with a child and still expects me to drop everything for her...and I do ;)
     
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  14. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Are you only just learning once you are a loving dad, you are always a loving dad. Just ask my daughters.........<laugh>
     
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    My daughter told me this weekend that I'm going to be a grandad. I told her that her (and her husband's) life will never be the same, as you would literally walk through fire for your children ......
     
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  16. saintlyhero

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    Congrats
     
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  17. Toss saints

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    Congrats sir and lookforward to Dad can you look after.......
     
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  18. saintrichie123

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    Congratulations Dave and family :)
     
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  19. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Congratulations
    .......and you are right you will do everything in your power to make them happy and safe.
     
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    Excellent! Congratulations Dave and family!
     
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