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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Ecky thump by eck me old laddie, pass anutha mint cake and stout ey by gum.

    All jokes aside folks, I've clearly given it away: that's right, I'm off to Leeds this Friday AM to sample the local manners, language (Pakistani I'm reliably informed), and cuisine (orphaned teenaged girls according to reliable gossip-monger The Daily Mail).

    Will be enjoying all that LEEDS has to offer until Sunday afternoon and being a rich Jock I have almost 150 SCOTTISH POUNDS STERLING to spend and bequeath to the poor Nigels of Leeds.

    In this time, can anyone advise me of fun things to do and where to spend my riches? Obviously malkying the dirty leeds fans in their own midden is a given, but any other helpful hints will not be forgotten.

    HAIL HAIL THE CELTS ARE HERE
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Daughter went to Uni there ... loved it. Biggest Student pooulation in the UK - over 200,000 - so has a cracking night life ... have fun....
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Is she still there, bud? What about her mates?
     
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  6. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    why dont you ask on the Leeds board?
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He's banned from that there Leeds board.
     
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  8. Libby

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    Shocked <laugh>

    As for Leeds, full of slags if I've been told correctly.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    This is the premier league board, Leeds aren't in it.

    Beyond that the biggest problem with Leeds is it's full of Leeds ****s. It's not bad apart from that.

    ****ing Yonners.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I can confirm your intel is accurate.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh> ... like I'd be telling you if she was! ... lives in London with the boyfriend she met at Uni ... but coincidentally my second daughter might go there next year! ...
     
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  12. Patience

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    Well if anything pal I'll be well-versed to show your younger daughter around Leeds.

    PM me her number and I'll drop her a dick pic message.
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Aye, so nae **** kens fit tae dae in Leeds then!?
     
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    Make sure to share the pics with the Whatsapp gang.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Red light district?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Are you expecting manky tims stinking up your town? Well you will need the new and improved PAPE PILLOW.
    Guaranteed to keep even the squarest of fenian heads comfy. Don't knock out a pape without one.
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    Leeds folk get your Pape pillow in time for the weekend.
     
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    Fosse you naive ****er... Dropping your daughter in it for ridicule <rofl>

    As for Leeds it's like any other place...make of it what you want. Every town is full of slags...this is England
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Don't mind the slags.

    It's the pakis and niggers I really hate.
     
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