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Match Day Thread Leeds Utd v Millwall Match thread

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Sep 13, 2017.

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SCORELINE: Millwall v Leeds Utd

Poll closed Sep 16, 2017.
  1. 0-0

    6.5%
  2. 1-1

    9.7%
  3. 2-2 or higher

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Wall by 1

    6.5%
  5. Leeds by 1

    16.1%
  6. Wall by 2 or more

    9.7%
  7. Leeds by 2

    29.0%
  8. Leeds by 3

    16.1%
  9. Leeds by 4

    9.7%
  10. Leeds by 5 or more

    25.8%
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  1. lifecheshirewhite

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    Don't suppose it would bother you, meme and clive,hope the Chinese chief ejeculates in your rice.and you can order cum pow chicken.<laugh>
     
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  2. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Chief:police:

    And there was me about to offer to take mightys ticket for the rescheduled date off your hand...

    BTW we wont be having chinese
     
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  3. lifecheshirewhite

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    As everyone will have flown in anyway,we can have a five a side on the pitch ourselves.
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    I would pay to watch that
     
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    xbpod Well-Known Member

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    You are not using me as the ball. :steam:
     
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  6. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Chesh is the perfect shape.
     
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  7. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Five a side snowball fight, or five a side snowman building? <whistle>
     
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  8. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    You reminded me of a story a pal told me.

    She was waitressing for the summer season in an hotel in Oban. There's only 2 incidents I remember.

    The first was a customer complaining that his steak wasn't cooked right. It was taken back into the kitchen where the chef refused to cook or replace it & instead tossed off over it. Customer was smugly delighted, but not as much as the chef!

    The other awful habit the chef had was to stab a full cow's liver, then shag it.

    Not one second of this took place in private, I might add. I was also assured that many chefs are similarly afflicted. Not an urban myth, btw. Mt pal was absolutely disgusted. Well, to start with. Got used to it by the end of the season.

    Anyone else heard similar stories?
     
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  9. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    <yikes>
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    We stay at the Crerar Hotel in Oban fairly often! :emoticon-0132-envy:
     
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  10. Whitejock

    Whitejock Well-Known Member

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    Go for the vegetarian option next time! :D

    Then again, I'd avoid the cucumber, carrots, parsnips .... :D
     
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    Infidel Well-Known Member

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    Well my daughter was a trolley dolly and she told me of an instance over a very abusive guy towards a fellow stewardess over her being on the chunky side, he actually called her a fat cow when complained that his meal was not hot enough, she took it away and reheated it and also got his bread roll, hands down her pants and smeared the roll, she had thrush at the time, then reserved him his meal with a lovely smile. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  12. lifecheshirewhite

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    Enjoy your salty stake lol
     
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  13. Chippy / Glory

    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    Steak:police:
     
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  14. lifecheshirewhite

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    Bet you wish you had,had a wooden one instead of that one with the creamy sauce
     
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    Irishshako Well-Known Member

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    You really are a knob sometimes.....<doh>
     
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    Chippy / Glory Senior Member

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    :emoticon-0131-angel
    I woke up to fluffy white stuff covering the ground this morning...
     
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  17. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    he is just not happy cos his wife wont let him out to play <laugh>
     
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  18. lifecheshirewhite

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    Sounds like you need a new feather duvet,its burst open.<whistle>
     
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    wakeybreakyheart Well-Known Member

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    no snow in Wakefield just day after day of rain.if we play this so called high tempo football i can see the ball travelling twice as fast as lashagga can run.
    think we should try and compete and revert to hoofball to compliment the away side.:1980_boogie_down:;)
     
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  20. MIGHTY

    MIGHTY Del-Boy

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    hoofball
    football
    fooking snowball

    we are still gonna beat ya <laugh>
     
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