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What does a Millwall lass do to her **** once a fortnight?.......




















sends him to the dole office for his giro.
 
Why do millwall fans take an INSTANT dislike to anyone from Leeds?

















It saves time
 
Richard Branson calls the Leeds United Commercial Manager to see if they are in need of some sponsorship.
Richard is thanked for his offer but LUFC management consider it inappropriate to wear the Virgin logo when they are getting f***ed every Saturday afternoon!!!

<laugh>
 
Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
Well, they had photos of Leeds United players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

<laugh>
 
AND FINALLY

What's the difference between a Leeds fan and a vibrator?

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A Leeds fan is a real DICK <laugh>
 
Kenny Jackett out shopping sees an old lady struggling with her heavy bags

"can you manage love" he says

"**** off, you took the the job, you're stuck with it" she replies.
 
Mighty, says to his Mum "I want to be a Millwall season ticket holder when I grow up." Mum: "Make your mind up Mighty, you can't do both."
 
Q: Why do Millwall fans plant potatoes round the edge of the Den?
A: So they have Something to lift at the end of the season.

How many Millwall fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows
 
Whats the difference between a Leeds fan and a candle ?

A candle will go out with just one ****,
 
How many Millwall fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows

how many shadows do you see in the dark <doh>
 
A teacher was telling his East London Primary School class that he was a Millwall fan. He then asked his pupils to raise their hands if they were Millwall fans too. Most of his pupils did not understand what a Millwall fan was but they wanted their teacher to like them, so all but one of the pupils raised their hands.

The teacher asked this pupil, " Why do you choose to be different and not raise your hand?" He replied " Because I am a West Ham fan."

The teacher was becoming frustrated and asked him, " Why are you a West Ham fan?" He replied, " My Dad is a West Ham fan, my Mum is a West Ham fan, and so I am a West Ham fan."

The teacher was really getting angry at this point, and said to the boy, " So, if your Dad was a moron, and your Mother was an idiot, what would that make you?" The boy replied, " Well, then I would be a Millwall fan."
 
Q. why did the Wally fan cross the road?

A, to run from the Leeds fan

Q. whats the difference between Bermondsey and Afghanistan?

A Afghanistan still as safe places to walk around in
 
Whats the Difference between a millwall lad and a millwall lass?


a millwall lass has a higher sperm count

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Q. why does a millwall lass wear knickers

A. to keep her ankles warm
 
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