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Lee Cattermole

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Samuel L Ameobi, Oct 5, 2011.

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Lee Cattermole is...

  1. Slow in the Head

  2. Crap Footballer

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  1. DaveySAFC

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    Happily married also but I couldnt possibly refuse a look that would be just to rude
     
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  2. Hatem Is A Geordie

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  3. Alfie

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    I couldn't give a flying **** about the muckems or their players.

    That is all.
     
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  4. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Lee Cattermole

    His heads full of crap and he's a slow footballer.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    So what's it all about......Alfie?:smiley-finger007:
     
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  6. Alfie

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    It's about quarter past four, don't know why this thread is on our board.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think he has the potential to be a very useful defensive midfielder but he needs guidance. Like Saylor used to, he plays with his heart instead of his head. This results in emotional tackles and it boils over. It doesn't help that the Mackems have useless central midfielders, the lack of drive and class seems to boil his piss. When they had Cana who was both a good footballer and driven, he was a lot better. He'll never be a world beater but with some decent players and a bit of guidance I think he could be effective.

    He is a little slow in the head though, even for a footballer
     
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  8. TJR_NUFC

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    Where is the option for both?
     
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  9. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    Well he is from Middlesbrough and plays for Sunderland so there must be something wrong in his head...
     
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  10. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    where is the 'both' option :/
     
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  11. Mod Face

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    I would play Guthrie ahead of him in the middle of the pitch. The lad has potential but is far too much of a liability. Like Bartonx5 (but half the talent).
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He is a total bellend and is on the Yarm pubwatch scheme.. I.e. Banned from all pubs in Yarm
     
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  13. Smudger

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    He just reminds me of Alan Smith (now, not even when he was a decent player). Why do they play him?
     
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  14. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Because he's one of Brucie's favorites and they are ****.
     
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  16. Jonas' Dance Teacher

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    100% this
     
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