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Lebowskis is ****e.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Sep 27, 2016.

  1. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Is there a pool table Gambol m8?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aye some people say round the corner when that's not actually the case. I think his flat is the same building as lebowskis
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    If ye move out all the public seating and half the bar area ye might squeeze a traditional 6 foot pool table but ye would have to play with the shortened cues.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The thing that does my head in the most is all the fannies ordering cocktails which means you need to wait ****ing ages just for a pint of ****in Lager
     
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  5. SaveTheHumans

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    Were none the boys there to share a pint of bitter with ya?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    On the plus side there isny a lot of room to have too many people in.
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I won't be back anyway. I don't drink any more
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    There endeth the LYT.
     
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  9. SaveTheHumans

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    Not even water ???
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Nope
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I have started taking lots of coke most weekends , so much I had to buy Sildenafil.
     
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  12. SaveTheHumans

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    Manimal
     
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    Aye ... partick

    Used to be a great wee boozer before they rebranded
     
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    The LYT will keep Lebowskis for money laundering, made easy by the sheer volume of hipsters, ****s, slappers, and 9-fingered sex offenders that are going there. At the moment, The LYT Army Council have been chairing meetings in Scan's living room, close enough to keep an eye out for POOVES ambushes on Argyll Street but far enough away to continue keeping battle plans that are drawn on the back of old munchie boxes completely secret.

    We're looking for a new HQ, and let's just say a certain Italian restaurant is looking like the ideal front.

    Make no mistake, The LYT still runs the UK and mainland Europe.

    TOUTS WILL BE SHOT
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The LYT are finished. They got chased oot their HQ by hipsters, ****s, slappers, and 9 fingered sex offenders.
     
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    You got chased out of Lanarkshire for being a rapist.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or did I :bandit:

    Gambol is still at large. :grin:
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Time to say goodbye, mate<ok>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In the words of the late great Elvis Presley "Go **** yerself ya fenian ****".
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ok. Jip, please delete my account, it really is time to say goodbye. Him and that bitch singing that song is ****ing class though. She must have sucked his cock in the changing rooms
     
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