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Learning to drive

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    What the **** is tescoes?
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    driving is easy. i dont make mistakes.
     
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  3. The Dandy Highwayman

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    I passed first time, it's a piece of piss.
     
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  4. Sam Axe

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    Not when you get a git of a tester who has a reputation for failing young fellas the first time <grr>
     
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  5. -jordan-

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    you passed yet chicha?
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Yep. I have been driving now for 10 years and just recently renewed my license
     
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  7. HackerJack

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    Tescos then.

    Sorry I got distracted laughing at some knob who couldn't work out how to post a fail picture. Wasn't even a good one.
     
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  8. -jordan-

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    ?? naughty boy or something?
     
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  9. Sam Axe

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    No it just expired as all licenses do after 10 years
     
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  10. -jordan-

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    please log in to view this image


    does it cost?
     
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  11. Sam Axe

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    20 quid to renew plus the cost of getting new photos and postage and donation to the priest for signing the back of the photo
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    Its easier for women to pass the test though, just wear a low cut top and offer a blowjob if you make any mistakes on the test or have crap tits <ok>
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> <laugh> Muirs ex

    <postthephotosmuir>
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    Ouch, so cynical for one so young.

    You're not wrong though.
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

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    I knew I wouldn't pass my first test before we set off as it was absolutely pissing down and the tester greeted me with "I shan't say good morning because it isn't". I had been driving for a while sometimes without the L-plates on. Or an instructor. My girlfriend loved telling people that I'd been driving her about for weeks then one night I told her I was taking my driving test the next day.*

    * Obviously I'm making all of this up officer.
     
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  16. Sam Axe

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    I think the more driving you do the worse the test is because you tend to pick up a few bad habits that obviously are no good for the test. I remember driving my uncles tractor from the age of 10 which in hindsight probably didn't help matters
     
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    LOL! Judging by the standards of motoring In London now i think you just send off your name and address and a picture of someone who looks like they should be able to drive and hey presto they give you a full licence.
     
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  18. Sam Axe

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    I sometimes think it is a case of collect 10 crisp packets and win a driving license
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    or just be a good driver <ok>
    my examiner was a woman, so wearing a low cut top would have probably been redundant anyways.
     
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  20. Sam Axe

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    Maybe she was a lesbian so the low cut top would have been a factor <diva>
     
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