I was thinking exactly that! Then I remember Chiles... Still it's the very definition of being between a rock and a hard place. He's just so miserable. I think he needs to get laid.
He's trending on twitter! Some of the comments are hilarious: Mark Hutchings ‏@markhutchings1 Mark Lawrenson has got a great sense of occasion. Unfortunately that occasion is a sparsely-attended funeral on a wet Tuesday afternoon. Neal Mann ‏@fieldproducer The BBC really needs to offer a mute Mark Lawrenson option on the red button. Betfair Poker ‏@Betfairpoker Mark Lawrenson idly flicks through the Argos catalogue, angry and disappointed by each item. "Call THAT a strimmer?" he whines. Jack Whitehall ‏@jackwhitehall Could someone please switch Mark Lawrenson off sarcasm mode. Chris Cohen ‏@Chris_Cohen Mark Lawrenson could break the news to you that you’d won the lottery and you’d still feel depressed and disappointed.
A few more gems: James Martin ‏@Pundamentalism 'Fifty Shades of Grey' is also a description of how Mark Lawrenson's house is decorated. #Euro2012 Andy Afford ‏@andyaff Lawro delivers a line with the energy and enthusiasm of Keanu Reeves. Street ‏@ADGStreet Townsend or Lawro. Like choosing between crabs and chlamydia. Dan Louw ‏@DanLouw "Del Bosque is tough. He never says anything," says Lawro. Well why don't you do an impression of him then you absolute spermiduct. Simon Banoub ‏@Banouby Lawro reminds me someone in an office who is working their notice.