When you say "bit of fat", are you referring to the number of players we can call on, or the "bit of fat" the like of which is 'carried' by say Rickie Lambert ?!
Is that the Rickie Lambert who this season has scored as many goals as your whole team added together ?
Of course, he could have taken his shirt off to prove how thin he now is, but that would have meant a booking....and that is more Pompey's style.