Laugh at 5pur2

I don't care about how big you think your old man is. My missus is always complimenting me on the size of my old man

 

ooooorrrrrr....maybe she ain't using old man as a euphemism...

OMG i just told you your misses was shagging your dad...

 

I think my old man's old man retired years ago

 

I'm pretty sure that's what my 15 yr old daughter thinks about me....she at the "urrrgggghhhh...not at your age!" stage of life

 

My dad's been pushing up daisies for over 30 years

 

Been there,done that got the tee shirt.I'm just waiting for the grandkids to say it

 

I hope that's a good few years away mate

 

The little fellah is 4 this month.I went to the club shop last week and bought him a shirt with his name and 4 on the back.My mam asked him last week what he wanted to do when he grew up.He replied "Kick a football for Arsenal" The little girl was 2 last August.She had her 2 year assesment last week.She wont need a 3 year assesment as she's already that advanced

 

Cool...when my 15 year old was a baby she would boo at the tv when ever she heard the word Arsenal and Alan Shearer...our local train station is woolwich arsenal...was so funny when she booed when the station announcer said "This is Woolwich Arsenal" and this 18 month year old baby would boo

My 9 year was doing her home tonight and it was about Abbreviations ... she asked me what BA stood for so I said "Bloody Arsenal" so quick as a flash she asked if BBC stood for Bloody Bloody Chelsea

I love footie indoctrination

 

I used to start my journeys to Highbury on Saturday afternoons from Woolwich Arsenal station

 

On Sunday I spent the day with my inlaws, we blew a win in the last 2 minutes, on sunday night my mrs and eldest daughter were being ill all night with a stomach virus. On monday they were still ill and my youngest daughter became ill. Today all the kids in my class (I'm a teaching assistant) were little buggers, my senior managers were twats and tonight I am knackered and all 3 are still ill....but I sincerely wanna thank for putting a huge grin on my face

You may wanna laugh at us but **** me... that was ****!

 

Glad we cheered you up you ****

 

so am I

 

Just when you think it' all gone quiet, village Idiot HIAG comes up with another hilarious thread. One to bookmark me thinks

I'm beginning to wonder if HIAG is a closet Gooner . . .

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/185068-Arsenal-don-t-appear-to-be-laughing-at-us-anymore!

 

[video=youtube;NmNObROcBOo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmNObROcBOo[/video]

Reminds me of this.

 

Lets look at the spuds assessment .

Spurs are doing great , in 4th place with a goal difference of 5

And while we are ONE place below them with a goal difference of 13 , we are .....................

so our second rate players are damned near as good as your great team then .


never let facts get in the way of a a wum eh .........
i sense someone has looked over their shoulder and is sh1tting himself ... maybe stay off the lasagne mate .

 

well he is a huge member on arsenaltalk.

 

they are nowhere near United,. which is the team Lidis supports

 

He's right, they've got a closet Spud on there posing as a Utd fan. And they've got HIAG a closet Gooner posing as a fake lawyer