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Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by Samurai, May 19, 2012.

  1. Arsenal87

    Arsenal87 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah it is brilliant, you were trying to be all funny, when in fact, it's you who has to stream your games, while I don't, I get everything live on the tele.

    :D pie in your face, again, coupled with Ozil's balls in your mouth.
     
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  2. Bwood_Ranger

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    I watch games on tv. Apart from those I'm at, of course.
     
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  3. Arsenal87

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    Yayyyyyy.
     
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  4. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    The bloke takes the vast majority, if not every, set piece for a team which should have coasted the league. I don't doubt he can pass a ball- some assists are sublime- but some assists are mere stats for you to fap over and don't tell you anything about the player. All I've ever said on him is he doesn't control games often enough, particularly against top sides, for a guy with his price tag and supposed pedigree.

    I'm not one to get excited about performances or results in friendlies. You're the one getting excited because he scored a penalty when 3-0 up. The fact it was a friendly makes your point even less worthy.

    Of course, it's not all down to Ozil that Arsenal aren't likely to win the league. Other supposed star players have under-performed more (Sanchez) but it's laughable to put him on the level of, say, Suarez, regardless of his assist count (which seems to be tailing off).
     
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  5. Arsenal87

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    You do know Suarez, is a striker, and Ozil is a number 10 midfield creative player? So to even compare the 2 is retarded. But if we are talking about whether Ozil is in the league of world class players, then he certainly is, unless being the top creative-assist maker in Europe makes you in the league of average players? This season isn't a one hit wonder either, but Ozil has consistently been among the top assist-creative players in Europe, even in his last 2 seasons at Arsenal when he was supposedly 'under achieving'.

    He was one of Madrid's star players, even Ronaldo came out baffled when he was sold, and the vast majority of Madrid fans were furious that they let him go.

    Oh, and not only is Ozil the current top assist-creative player in Europe, he has also created the most assists in the premier league in the amount of games he has had compared to any other player, yeah, obviously man, he's not world class at all, no no, just average.

    If you don't think he's world class, then you're an idiot. If Arsenal had world class forwards like Ronaldo, instead of players like Giroud, his assist count would even be double what it is now.
     
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  6. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Like I said, it's a lovely statistic for you to fap over. I prefer to watch his overall game and judge for myself.Suarez isn't really a striker in the traditional sense but perhaps take Neymar as a better comparison if you prefer.

    Again, if you take hundreds of corners and free kicks over a season, you should be getting plenty of assists. I'd like to see him take the game by the scruff of the neck, like Suarez does, when the chips are down. The team has suffered a downturn in form and he should be the one above all others dragging them back up.
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    Even on the laugh at Spurs thread...A87 getting pillared about Arsenal by a Watford fan.

    Lol
     
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  8. Arsenal87

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    Go sit on a fork you baboon.
     
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  9. Arsenal87

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    Most of his assists are not from corners-free kicks, so that's another fail from you, haha, as I said, you're just a stubborn douche bag, so you will keep talking ****, and in this case make up ****.

    You're just an idiot man, piss off, stop wasting my time.
     
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  10. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    In that case he should have more assists if he's not getting many from set pieces given how many he takes. Assist stats give you only a tiny insight into what a player does.
     
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  11. Arsenal87

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    18 assists isn't a lot? LOL the guy has the HIGHEST NUMBER OF ASSISTS, and you're still talking **** about him having to need more? My goodness man, you truly are a ****ing idiot.
     
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  12. Bwood_Ranger

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    I'm saying it's not a particularly relevant statistic. If it's 18 brilliant defence-splitting passes then that's good. If it's 18 five yard sideways passes it means nothing. the truth will be somewhere in between. Considering he only has five goals in 28 league games too, it's a reasonable overall return but nothing to get too excited about IMO.

    Mahrez has 27 v Ozil's 23. Vardy has 25. Alli has 16 in his first season. Deeney probably has close to 20. You'd expect Ozil to be streets ahead.
     
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    ... don't do that Spurlock ... firstly it is unhygienic ... secondly, it will hurt your arse ...
     
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    hes in a constant state of butthurt anyway so no change there <laugh>
     
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  15. Arsenal87

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    Good. Let him then put the fork in his mouth.
     
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  16. lazarus20000

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    Ozil can only do so much with the personnel around him. If the puppet master has puppets that have broken legs, then the show won't be so good.
     
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  17. FosseFilberto

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    ... don't all puppets have broken legs? .. but with strings running through them? .... just saying like <whistle>
     
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  18. AshfordGill

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    Assists probably the worlds most over hyped footballing stat, not saying that Ozil has not had an excellent season he has, but assists rarely tell the whole story.
     
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    Too soon (you know you want to) ... ??
     
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  20. Arsenal87

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    Too soon for what?
     
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