did you **** out the bottle in the bogs, ST, instead of having it surgically removed like the last time?
I've been in A & E a few times late at night and the sights you see are disgusting. Mainly been there with football injuries. It's ****ing shocking how the staff are treated by pissed up ****s covered in blood.
My burd works in the Royal part time. Full of abusive junkies / alcies / dole scroungers (usually all) euthanize the lot of them I say
When we got there last night there was a women staggering about reception . Wit a f**king nick she was in . It turned out that they had told her to beat it , they couldn't treat her until she sobered up . She disappeared so I thought she had f**ked off. No such luck. I nicked outside for a smoke and there she was, sitting on a bench beside a pregnant lassie . Both were smoking like lums . Jakey woman asks pregnant chainsmoker when she was due and the cow says im two weeks overdue. I wonder why ya f**king moron am thinking. Jakey then asks the lum is this her first . Naw she says this is my sixth !!!!!!!! Ffs ! And that's when Jakey woman's family turned up . I kid you not it was as if some **** had gathered together every type of ***** and stuck them in the wan family . Her daughter looked like a junky, there was a fat boy who was even more mentally defective than Toby, there was a wee fat woman in a wheel chair who eventuality had to get out to sit Jakey woman in it. There was another three of them . The only one that could be described as reasonably normal was the granddaughter and she was f**king coloured That was about twenty minutes after we got there. We were there for two and half f**king hours. Things did not improve as the night wore on.
The lotion they gie ye in the chemists to get rid of crabs burns like buggery. They don't tell ye that before ye use it
