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maestro should be in a rowing boat

 

Why, which shop is he going to then?

 

I gave him the cheque for minxy

 

At the rate he rows, it will be past the date it's eligible to be cashed in by the time he arrives.

You devious old devil you!

 

and it was the last cheque in the book too

 

Don't worry, I'll get M to deliver you a new book on his return journey...

 

if I am going to get a new one with which to start paying my bills can I open a tab

 

not sure tab is the right word more like encyclopedia!

now Minxy and I will get on with looking for that prize

 

If you're not going to let me out if this cellar, then can you two at least turn the lights low and keep the noise down. I'm trying to sleep here and it'd difficult with you two making noises like a chimpanzee dancing on hot coals.

 

Make up your mind you asked early that we leave the light on so u could watch

 

Yes but after being subjected to witnessing Lamby's fat, hairy, spotty backside I now wish for the lights to be off please!

 

Good job you said it was mine!

 

I was being polite of course, yours is lovely!

 

Excuse me

Mine isn't hairy !

 

Sorry, I hadn't realised you've shaved.

 

cheeky bugger

 

Moi?

 

I win

 

only 1 winner allowed per competition

 

But Minxy said that we're all winners because it's the taking part that counts.