Last Person To Post Wins.....

& now many wives have you been through now?

 

You mean including my own?

 

yep ... them as well

 

I've run out of fingers and toes!

 

anything else you could count?

 

I can count up to eleven with my hands in my pocket!

Must mend the hole in my pocket!

 

Feel free to come in the pub with a hole in your cash pocket

 

?????

 

I'll pick up the change

 

Would you like to check out where it came from?

 

no ... that's fine thanks

 

spoilsport

 

I know .... but I've seen more than my fare share of them ... lol

 

I had a prostate op about three years ago, night nurse came round about 5am on the third day and asked if I'd mind a student nurse watching her remove my catheter, I agreed to allow this only to find the student nurse was Scarlette, the youngest daughter of a female work colleague!

When I returned to work, I said to her, "Your Scarlette has seen more of me than you're ever likely to!"

She said, "I know, she told me, no wonder you don't wear shorts in the Summer!"

 

Have you been to the doctor?

 

Brilliant story Dave

 

We were hiding from you!