Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

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ha, driving home just then from work I saw smhbcfc‎ taking an evening stroll with mrs smhbcfc‎, (yea I would) and I slowed down in my car and shouted out 'up the City' only for them to look at each other and say 'who the **** was that'?
 
"G day mate" Fosters helpline what's the problem!!

"Well we're on holiday in Australia and the wife's been bitten on the fanny it's swollen and now completely closed over can you help.

"Bummer mate"

"Thanks guys that's what I thought !!!