I'm bored today off on holiday without my Wife, I can't work out what I'm supposed to do![]()
I bet it's a little one.....![]()

Nah we are neither inbetweeners or kevin and perry, We're lads! although under the influence of alcohol we can be right ****s. I got slapped by a woman the other week for taking this piss out of her eye. It was like one was looking at you and the other was trying to escape. Surprised I didn't get my head kicked in that night, her chap was ****ing huge. Still to this day don't know why I said it![]()
