Forest have got their high profile manager Sean O'Driscol, bet their fans wasn't expecting that after all the unknown managers they were linked with Harry Rednapp, Mick McCarthy, Sven and Glen Hoddle.
Three men are captured by cannibals. The cannibal leader says that if the men can go into the jungle and find 10 of the same fruit they would be freed. So they go into the jungle. The first man comes out and was told by the leader that if he could shove all his fruits (apples) up his backside without wincing or making faces they would be freed. So the man shoves the first one up and then a second one except he winced so they killed him. The second man comes in with berries. He's all the way to 8 when he bursts out laughing and is killed. In heaven the first man asks the second man "why did you burst out laughing you could of made it?" The second man replies "I couldn't help it I saw the third guy come into the clearing with pineapples.
A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out." 3rd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you." The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?" 3rd guy "Because you don't have any ****ing ears to hang glasses on."
anyone watching the brazil gb match can't believe i got tickets to see brazil in cardiff not impressed me that much
