**** off we get 3 - 4 days a year sometimes. You do realise that I might live in Wales, but I can get to the mall quicker than you, don't you?
Stockwood every day of the week. 1 it isn't wales, 2 in on a hill, 3 my views are probably one of the best in Bristol. 4. Nothing ever dangerous happens here. Man on the moon... Not sure, I don't live up the top, it's a ****hole up there
I left there when I was 4 so could not remember the name properly, my mum worked there that's all I remember,
I was confused to as to why he said that? I mean the vine I sent was 6 seconds, it's impossible for a vine to be longer as that's all the recording time you're allowed. Even more confused as to why he wants to see a longer video of a naked Chinese man fighting Here you go ROD. Try this website www.XNXX.com
I wanted to see some ****er kicking the **** out of someone, that's all. Not 2 seconds of handbag pulling.
CJS went to A&E the other day, he sat down in front of the nurse said he had a problem with his penis. She said ok let's have a look. CJS went red and said promise me you won't laugh? The nurse said in my 20 years in this profession I've never laughed at a patient. Ok he said as he dropped his trousers and she looked at it and saw it was no bigger than a AAA battery and let out a laugh. CJS got all embarrassed as the nurse apologised to him saying she's really sorry and didn't know what came over her. Holding in a laugh she asked him what's the problem then. CJS replied "it's swollen" the nurse ran out crying with laughter.
Taking a short cut home along the railway line the other night CJS met a woman, he had sex right there and then in every position imaginable."Did you get a blow job" I asked him, oh no he said, I never found her head.
CJS pulled his cock out of this fat girl's arse, then she turned over, spread her legs revealing her sweaty, hairy minge, and said, "Are you going to eat that?" "Your pussy?" he asked, disgusted. "No...., that," she replied, pointing at the sweetcorn on his knob.
