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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>.
     
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  2. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    I've been doing some research on behalf of the young ones on here.

    Now I know you will all want to fly the nest and set up home somewhere, but please don't chose Walford in London it has the highest amount of murders in this country.

    Emerdale village looks quite nice, but behind the doors there seems to be a lot of wife swapping going on. The kids there seem to have one parent in one house and the other in another house, that has a kid also with a parent in another house.

    Try somewhere like Coronation street, in Whetherfield it don't matter how ugly you are, you can always pull a bang tidy bird there. <ok>
     
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  3. banksyisourhero

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    Wife swapping you say..??

    Bang tidy birds you say...??
     
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  4. banksyisourhero

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    can someone size this correctly.?
    please log in to view this image
     

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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I'll take my luck in Walford and marry Lauren <ok>
     
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  6. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    that's not real?
     
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  7. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    you will marry a alcoholic who tried to kill her dad by running him over, who sleeps with her cousin and let him take the blame for drink driving when she drove a car into a shop. and who also ruined xmas by putting on a sex tape of her dad and stacey slater. you can have her, she is all yours the twisted freak <laugh>

    i rather have chelsea fox if you remember her. real name tiana benjamin:

    http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=41128323

    http://www.newsmediaimages.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/tiana-benjamin-newsmediaimages.jpg

    http://pthumb.lisimg.com/image/1876748/250full-feed.jpg

    http://www.aobpr.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Tiana-Benjamin-Drama-Queens-Spring-2011-Lingerie.jpg

    http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/sm3/jan2008/9/3/8D0F30FC-B495-6BCF-49D94129039E0373.jpg

    http://www.2flashgames.com/photo/file/tiana_benjamin/Tiana_Benjamin_0003.jpg

    http://harrypotter-ua.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/tiana-benjamin-3-harrypotter-ua-com.jpg
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    None of that bothers me..... She is a darling, very classy. Not at all slutty, the perfect woman

    http://instagram.com/p/mVsWM6FmJw/
     
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  9. banksyisourhero

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    "I'm agree mate, shoving bananas up Tiger and Lannys ass all day is work. They appreciate it, so fair play to you"

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  10. banksyisourhero

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    <laugh> did the big Viz sign give it away?

    How do you do that by the way..?
     
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  11. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    What sound so stupid in questioning if that real? <laugh>
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You're coming off stupid with this comment, in English next time banana rammer.
     
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  13. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Don't get pissy because you didn't post about the fog, bollock brain
     
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  14. RedorDead

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    is this real <laugh>

    reminds me of clutching at straws or the double switch pic <laugh> funny times :)
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    cant stop ****ting..... must of been some bad chicken last night. 5th **** of the day so far!
     
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  17. RedorDead

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    Lucky you I've not gone since Sunday. The pain is unbearable, even hurts when I piss with all the pressure on my bowels etc.
     
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  18. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Ummmm that doesn't sound right mate.. should get yourself to the doctor!
     
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  19. RedorDead

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    I have, because I'm classed as inactive coeliac. I'm not totally allergic to gluten something's really get me and I think I ate something at the weekend. But it's bastard painful, he gave me antibiotics just incase I've got an infection in me water as well.
     
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  20. Captain Jack Sparrow

    Captain Jack Sparrow Pirate Forum Moderator

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    maybe you have too many bananas stuffed up your ass ;)
     
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