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who is taking who up the arse?nal

 

Oh she would get it... right in the bumholey

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How boring was the Arsenal man utd game snooze fest

 

Arsenals play style is so boring, they have no pace in their team..

Which is why they won't win anything this year

 

Ssssshhhhh Shiny will get upset

 

Either my garden is bigger than I thought or some bastard has stolen half my fence

 

they'll steal anything in walesland

 

Well I've sorted Friday night out for valentines evening with the missus. Booked a nice quiet table for two...Just hope she can play snooker

 

BREAKING NEWS: Tests reveal Marvin Elliott suffered a fractured foot as well as a broken hand at Oldham.

 

My car sailed through its MOT today. The garage was flooded.

 

Shiny is crying into his pillow as we speak

 

he's so upset Marv has a broken wrist!

 

city are red
rovers are blue
your club is tinpot
**** you too

 

Cardiff is red
rovers are blue
build a bonfire
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City are red,
Leeds are white,
Give up lan,
because that was ****e

 

city are red
preston is white
**** you shiny
****ing piece of ****e

 

City are red
Rovers wore pink
Lan you're a bore
Shiny you're a prick

 

thats poor Eddie, make way for the peoples poet,

Roses are red,
My name is Dave,
This makes no sense.
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