The wife's putting the Christmas tree up tonight. Well, after two kids she's not getting the same sensation from regular sex.
Seen a lovely picture on twitter, a snake eating a human being who was passed out drunk I think I could do every trial in im a celebrity apart from anything to do with snakes
Can't stand snakes so much it stops me from going to places in the world I want to see like Australia, my mate told me in one of our drunken conversations they chase cars over there. I'm too scared to ask him if it's true Can't stand rats either, so no celebrity challenge for me. I have done those eating games from the packs you get on the tinternet
Nobody deleted your picture. Something wrong with this site. Keeps taking off photos and replacing them with 3 dots
My new French girlfriend hates it when I pull her hair during sex. She says it makes her armpits sore for days.