Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

I have been quite angry lately.... apologies. Hard times at the moment

 

I'm so proud of myself, I spent all day putting my Christmas decorations up myself.. I'm now at the hospital having them removed.

 

Shiny's sat on top off his tree now

 

i have noticed!

 

i actually just laughed out loud

 

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If Brett gets a sore rusty starfish he can always rub in Ben & Eddies special cream.

 

relegation or personal?

either way, im sorry dude

 

Bretts feeling down after 17 job interviews, and still no job, he's beginning to think wearing his lucky track suit isn't so lucky

 

i just sent that as a text to the wife and her exact reply was.....

"that is so digusting. that is sick. no more jokes like these please"

oops

 

thats a lot of blow jobs to get no job!!

 

the sensible one in the family, I have one of those. Captain Sensible?

 

CJS and ROD, you so funny

 

A little bit of wee escaped me when I read this

 

thats why im called cjs - captain jack sensible

 

a it more wee escaped me when i read this but i am on the toilet though with a turtle head poking out

 

Just been watching some ladies golf on the TV. They're useless at driving, but ****ing amazing with an iron.

That Gary Barlow advert was a clear example of selling-out after a fall in popularity. I've now lost all respect for those meerkats.

my wife thinks its really sweet Joey Essex can't tell the time. But if I'm 5 minutes late from the pub I'm a ****

Came out of Gregg's today with a sausage roll.I noticed on the bag it said 'Delicious When Eaten Cold' So I took my shirt off.

I've got the i of the Tger


.....ok, i'll grab my coat

 

Got a new deodorant today.Instructions said remove lid & push up bottom.I can barely move but wherever I fart the room smells ****ing lovely

 

Unfortunately I'm unable to watch im a celebrity tonight due to medical reasons