Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

Morning all

 

if a zombie attacked you where you are now what do you have to protect yourself?

 

Bog brush, shower gel

 

id chuck my laptop at him then strangle him with the charger cable? Either that or chuck the dog and run

 

I would say, oi I'm in here wait your turn.

 

Half a dozen swords

 

Bathroom's free now Mr Zombie

 

If A zombie went to the bathroom you wouldn't know what you would find he had left behind there half his arse stuck to the toilet paper doesn't bear thinking about.

 

The smell of toast..... There isn't much better smell than toast

 

Toast is a lush smell, I love the smell of slightly burnt toast better though

 

Yep that's the stuff. I don't know why but I like my toast burnt when I have a egg and bacon sandwich. Which I shall be having for dinner

 

Well if I don't say so myself I make a ****ing gorgeous egg and bacon sandwich. That was magnifco

 

I'm going to be painting this afternoon if I can get all these pictures of Justin sodding Beiber off the wall without damaging them

 

damage them for society's sake please rod

 

Never would have thought you were a fan ROD

 

damage them.......

 

The temptation is very high, but if you knew the Princess's temper, I just got to hope she grows out of him soon because I'm going to have so much fun binning them