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Lol did u see my mate

 

God knows.

 

The flu One of our mates had it, Comes into our apartment drinks from our bottles then the next morning we all wake up with the flu, I had to go to the hospital on the Saturday night, 2nd week of the holiday was ****ing dreadful for me, Could barely breathe. Still coughing my guts up as we speak

 

Did you pull?

 

Sounds like he was too busy trying to pull the food back into his guts to worry about much else.

 

Pretentious what?
'Moi you must be extracting the Urine'.

 

I want one of these

http://www.jaguar.co.uk/f-type/f-type-models/f-type-v8-s/

 

More likely to get one of these
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgu...EPgUYDoN4aM0AXrkICQBA&ved=0CFYQ9QEwAw&dur=580

 

Wouldn't be able to drive it on the roads no seatbelts

 

This is what I want to replace my current Merc

http://www2.mercedes-benz.co.uk/con...home/new_cars/models/e-class/_s212.flash.html

 

I am ****ing shattered tonight, if the mrs thinks she's having any she can have 2 minutes and be grateful

 

Davinas ass in those blue trousers

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rep

 

and on that note I'm off to sleep before I get daymares as well as nightmares about that pic wize.

 

The Gusheads got a draw against Barf 2-2

 

gutted cant go and watch the game today stupid cough

 

You think that's bad I can't even drive home my legs have broken down again