Off Topic Last Person To Post Wins...........

I see Lanaski is a naughty boy on eastenders

 

Yeah 'orrible ****, Stick to washing cars.

 

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Shiny walked into a sports bar around 9:58pm , sat down next to Lan at the bar and stared up at the TV..

The 10pm news came on covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Shiny said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

LAN replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Shiny placed a £20 note on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as Lan placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

LAN was very upset but handed his £20 to Shiny saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Shiny replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news so I knew he'd jump."

Lan replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again!"

 

Lan can count the number of relatives he's slept with on one hand.

Six

 

Lol

 

Police have arrested 3 men as part of Operation Yewtree, All deny any wrongdoing except being the 'blue few' on the 'not 606' bristol rovers website, investigations are continuing.

 

Ahem..............................

 

Good morning cyber world, say goodbye to the warmer climate we are going back to cool days and rain.

 

I knew the weather would change... my last day at work!

 

Drink your crate of Stella then you won't care about the weather

 

Stupid English weather. We moan when it's a hot but would rather have it 21 than how it is today.

 

YOU moan when its hot sweaty balls

 

Who doesn't

 

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires. Somewhere there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left …

 

Liked that Shiny so I put it on my Facebook status