well, if say Cat Deeley asked me to lick her little asshole and **** over her, then yes I maybe be a 'Tosser's ****ing anal lickers'
Why are you ****ers picking on my photo. I detect a bit of jealousy because I'm a fine looking chap. (please don't comment Tiger )
Talking of dirty ****s my futtin pattis line went down well with 3 of the ****s on the dance floor last night only a matter of time wasn't it.
Oh I got some bad news for you. It ruined lord of the rings for me............ Gandalf is ****ing gay in real life?!?!?!?!?!