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I'm v patient & chocolate is good

 

would you do anything for a finger of fudge?

 

Give her all the fudge she wants it is horrible

 

I had a friend who boxed up in a chocolate factory, he was a fudge packer

 

My d&t teachers brother was a fudge packer

 

I would piss myself if Minxy was a fat overweight greasy bloke

 

morning all.

 

Pot kettle black

 

is that where you learnt it tiger?

 

it has crossed my mind, but she said she has the butt of JLO, the tits of Pammie, the lips of Angelina, the legs of Katie Price and the cock of Ron Jeremy!

 

He worked for cadburys I think don't need to make it anything else

 

tiger has always looked up at you Brett, especially when given you head!

 

Eww he pisses out that thing

 

I hope so, unless he has a little girls pee hole! don't worry tiger Brett does have a shower when the City win, so not humming too much....

 

You taught him all you know massive, No wonder hes so good

 

thank you Brett, I like to think of myself as the great beaver slayer of Midsomer Norton

 

What was the term the court used

 

The maximum sentence for this crime is life imprisonment, but I received a conditional discharge because I have a nice smile.

 

And it was your first offence

 

First one they knew about lol