Has now achieved my goal in life. The Mrs just screamed 'ooooh that's too hard"in the bedroom Shame I was only massaging her aching back, but the neighbours must think I'm ****ing huge
Well apart from 10ft snow drifts, 15 mile traffic jams, floods, power cuts, black ice, what's your problem.....?
the pully part of my baked bean tin ripped off and I didn't have a tin opener. They've had it lucky compared to me!