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plane and simple

 

Bollocks Santa has drank too much and wants to go to sleep, I've told the kids he ain't due till 7:30 tomorrow

 

And too you Wiz, hope the boys believed me they moved out this year. If they think I'm going to break into their houses to leave their stockings on the bed for them. They are seriously going to be disappointed

 

Scrooge!

 

Don't you start Mrs Redordead said they can both stay tonight, even though they will be pissed and throw up all over the place.

She is getting all excited the eldest is now seeing someone for a week who has a 18 month old child, she ain't seen him yet but is planning for next Christmas, and saying if they want to go out she will babysit

 

he ain't an online dating sort of guy is he! It's most probably a man

 

Merry Christmas you awesome feckers and you as well shiny lol

 

Lol you too mate. Have a good one

 

Am I the only one who gets annoyed when no fruit from Santa

 

Not a bad Christmas today, Probably the best one ive had

 

Blimey Shiny ...... Did Santa bring you a woman ?

 

Not ready for a girlfriend Posh, Want to live my life rather than sharing it. Plenty of time for that. For now its enjoying life with my mates.

 

Good lad

 

Plus going on a lads holiday to malia in June so a Girlfriend now would be terrible timing

 

I wouldn't talk like that mate, they have this awful habit of turning up just when you don't need them. I was living the dream saying I don't want another women and she will only get in the way. My mate called me one day after a session in the afternoon saying hurry up I got us a lift into town. There I was pissed up standing on the street corner then my future wife drove up. Never looked back since

 

only 20 rod. I seriously don't think im ready enough or mature enough mate

 

I know what you are saying, at that age but just don't tempt fate

 

ill tempt it