CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. T‘WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, OLD SANTA WAS PISSED, HE CUSSED ALL THE ELVES, AND THREW DOWN HIS LIST. MISERABLE LITTLE BRAT‘S, UNGRATEFUL JERK‘S, I HAVE A GOOD MIND, TO SCRAP THE WHOLE WORKS. IVE BUSTED MY ARSE, FOR DAMN NEAR A YEAR, INSTEAD OF “THANKS SANTA“, WHAT DO I HEAR ? THE OLD LADY BITCHING, CAUSE I WORK LATE AT NIGHT, THE ELVES WANT MORE MONEY, THE REINDEER FIGHT. RUDOLPH GETS DRUNK, AND CRASHED THE DAMN SLED, DONNER IS PREGNANT, VIXON‘S OUT OF HIS HEAD. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT,THINGS COULD GET BETTER, THOSE ARSEHOLE‘S FROM THE TAX OFFICE, SENT ME A LETTER. THEY SAY I OWE TAXE‘S, IF THAT AINT DAMN FUNNY, WHO IN THE HELL, EVER SENT SANTA MONEY ? THE KID‘S THESE DAY‘S, THEY ALL TAKE THE PISS, THEY WANT THE IMPOSSABLE, THE MEAN LITTLE ****‘S. I SPENT THE WHOLE YEAR, MAKING WAGON‘S & SLED‘S, ASSEMBLING DOLL‘S, THEIR ARM‘S, LEG‘S & HEAD‘S. I MADE TONS OF YOYO‘S, NO REQUESTS FOR THEM, THEY ALL WANT COMPUTOR‘S, IM NOT IBM. FLYING THRU THE AIR, DODGING THE TREE‘S, FALLING DOWN CHIMNEY‘S SKINNING MY KNEE‘S. IM QUITTING THIS JOB, THERE‘S JUST NO ENJOYMENT, I‘LL SIT ON MY ARSE, & DRAW UNEMPLOYMENT. From....**** happens.
Poor old santa. To be fair, now I think back, my parents bought all my presents and they're quite happy to let a fictional character take the credit . When I have kids im telling them, straight, santa doesn't exist and I worked my ass off all year to buy you that iphone 12
You would really destroy your children's imagination and dreams you cruel bastard shiny. Funny when I gave a sheep counselling he said ewe rammed it in bareback rod
Johnny's mum and dad are up in the loft getting down all the presents they had hidden there, when they come upon one that they had forgotten about from last year. That's a shame says Dad, Johnny would have loved that puppy! Merry Christmas!
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...37343931487.391133.267570166486&type=1&ref=nf Take a look at this tattoo
I am really a woman & I'll add you to all the other regrets I have honey .... you'll be lucky to make the top 10
