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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Chris-Gashead

    Chris-Gashead Well-Known Member

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    Shiny pulls spunky quite regularly anyway ;)
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You bathe in spunky
     
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  3. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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    when do gasheads ever bathe
     
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  4. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    When there in spunk
     
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  5. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    any Jimmy Saville jokes?
     
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  6. wizered

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    After Jimmy Savile more trouble for the BBC as allegations surface that Rod Hull fisted a young bird!!
     
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  7. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Its just a joke so nobody get upset

    Are you an underage virgin? Do you have rape fantasies? Or do you just long for someone to hold you?

    Jim'll fix it for you.
     
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  8. MassiveAttack

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    They have just found Jimmy Savilles diary, the last entry was 10 years old
     
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  9. MassiveAttack

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    Its nearly Halloween and I need an outfit to scare the kids with, anyone got a red tracksuit, blonde wig, jewelery and a cigar I can borrow?
     
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  10. RedorDead

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    Makes me bloody sick all these celebs coming out as sex offenders - just found out morph was a playdohfile
     
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  11. wizered

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    <laugh><laugh>

    I bet Gary Glitter regrets not asking Jim to fix it instead of taking his computer to PC World.





    Edit......From GC thread.....
     
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  12. DannyBangsAlot

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    I've just found out jimmy saville shagged my dad- I can't believe he was on top of me pops
     
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  13. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    We asked for jokes not facts <laugh>
     
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  14. tiger-emyrs-wolf

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    the catholic church is kicking themselves that they never accepted jimmy savilles into the priesthood
     
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    Rotherham United footballer David Noble has pleaded guilty to causing grievous bodily harm after a "fracas" at a Bristol nightclub.

    At Bristol Crown Court, the midfielder admitted being involved in a fight at the Java club on 18 March.

    At Wednesday's hearing, the 30-year-old was granted bail and was told he would be sentenced on 31 October.

    He joined Rotherham in July after spells with Bristol City and Exeter City.

    Noble pleaded not guilty to a charge of assault by beating and the plea was accepted by the prosecution.

    Rotherham United manager Steve Evans said: "He's found himself in a situation where he's had to plead guilty to assaulting another guy in a fracas involving three or four people.

    "It's not good but we were aware of this and the football club will support David through this."

    :D
     
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  16. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    what? whats your point? I bet you had a player as good as David Noble playing for the rovers, maybe then they wouldn't be in the bottom 5 of the football league.
     
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  17. MassiveAttack

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    Susan Boyle has jumped to Jimmy Savilles defence. "I appeared on 'Jim'll fix it' when I was 13 years old and he never touched me".
     
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  18. MassiveAttack

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    BREAKING NEWS : A gang of dyslexic vigilantes have just beaten up Jimmy Somerville
     
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  19. MassiveAttack

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    When will these Jimmy Savile allegations ever end? Police are now saying that Jeremy Beadle may have had a small hand in it.
     
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  20. wizered

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    What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

    They both shafted minors in the 1980's.........
     
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