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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    As long as she washes it, its all good
     
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  2. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    whatever could you mean
     
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  3. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    How's Mexico
     
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  4. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    It's a country bordering USA, a warm country and has good beaches <ok>
     
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  5. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    .......and good old tequila...
    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    They are also into a bit of kidnapping there, so I would stay away Shiny ;)
     
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  7. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Ok Enrique Hernandez
     
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  8. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Who's a big boy this week, no more being a stroppy attitude teenager <ok>
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Ever seen that sketch with harry Enfield when he becomes a teenager, do you reckon ill wake up Wednesday polite wearing a suit and sipping a cup of coffee
     
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  10. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Yep and you will look at your buster from Mrs Browns boys outfit and refuse to wear it again ;)
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    My Wittle doggie is called buster :D
     
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    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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  13. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Well if ain't little, English bull terrier, he's a beast
     
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  14. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    Nicky Maynard singing on the X Factor tonight
     
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  15. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    And shiny why did you want a hard dog ;)
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    It was cheaper than a hot dog ;) oh dear that was terrible, im here all week
     
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  17. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    I wake up everyday it's a daydream
    Everything in my life isn't what it seems
    I wake up just to go back to sleep
    I act real shallow but I'm in to deep
    And all I care about is sex and violence
    And a heavy bass line is my kind of silence
    Everybody says I got to get a grip
    But I let sanity give me the slip

    Some people think I'm bonkers
    But I just think I'm free
    Man I'm just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me
    Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free
    Man I'm just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me

    Bonkers

    I wake up everyday it's a daydream
    Everything in my life isn't what it seems
    I wake up just to go back to sleep
    I act real shallow but I'm in to deep
    And all I care about is sex and violence
    And a heavy bass line is my kind of silence
    Everybody says I got to get a grip
    But I let sanity give me the slip

    Some people think I'm bonkers
    But I just think I'm free
    Man I'm just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me
    Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free
    Man I'm just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me

    Mmmmmmmm

    I wake up everyday it's a daydream
    Everything in my life isn't what it seems
    I wake up just to go back to sleep
    I act real shallow but I'm in to deep
    And all I care about is sex and violence
    And a heavy bass line is my kind of silence
    Everybody says I got to get a grip
    But I let sanity give me the slip

    Bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon, bon

    Some people think I'm bonkers
    But I just think I'm free
    Man I'm just living my life
    There nothing crazy about me
    Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free
    Man I'm just living my life
    There ain't nothing crazy about me.
     
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  18. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Far between sundown's finish an' midnight's broken toll
    We ducked inside the doorway, thunder crashing
    As majestic bells of bolts struck shadows in the sounds
    Seeming to be the chimes of freedom flashing
    Flashing for the warriors whose strength is not to fight
    Flashing for the refugees on the unarmed road of flight
    An' for each an' ev'ry underdog soldier in the night
    An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.

    In the city's melted furnace, unexpectedly we watched
    With faces hidden while the walls were tightening
    As the echo of the wedding bells before the blowin' rain
    Dissolved into the bells of the lightning
    Tolling for the rebel, tolling for the rake
    Tolling for the luckless, the abandoned an' forsaked
    Tolling for the outcast, burnin' constantly at stake
    An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.

    Through the mad mystic hammering of the wild ripping hail
    The sky cracked its poems in naked wonder
    That the clinging of the church bells blew far into the breeze
    Leaving only bells of lightning and its thunder
    Striking for the gentle, striking for the kind
    Striking for the guardians and protectors of the mind
    An' the unpawned painter behind beyond his rightful time
    An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.

    Through the wild cathedral evening the rain unraveled tales
    For the disrobed faceless forms of no position
    Tolling for the tongues with no place to bring their thoughts
    All down in taken-for granted situations
    Tolling for the deaf an' blind, tolling for the mute
    Tolling for the mistreated, mateless mother, the mistitled prostitute
    For the misdemeanor outlaw, chased an' cheated by pursuit
    An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.

    Even though a cloud's white curtain in a far-off corner flashed
    An' the hypnotic splattered mist was slowly lifting
    Electric light still struck like arrows, fired but for the ones
    Condemned to drift or else be kept from drifting
    Tolling for the searching ones, on their speechless, seeking trail
    For the lonesome-hearted lovers with too personal a tale
    An' for each unharmful, gentle soul misplaced inside a jail
    An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.

    Starry-eyed an' laughing as I recall when we were caught
    Trapped by no track of hours for they hanged suspended
    As we listened one last time an' we watched with one last look
    Spellbound an' swallowed 'til the tolling ended
    Tolling for the aching ones whose wounds cannot be nursed
    For the countless confused, accused, misused, strung-out ones an' worse
    An' for every hung-up person in the whole wide universe
    An' we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing.

    Bob Dylan &#8211; Chimes Of Freedom.......
     
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  19. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me first niggas gotta find me What&#8217;s 50 grand to a muhfucka like me Can you please remind me? Ball so hard, this **** crazy Y&#8217;all don&#8217;t know that don&#8217;t **** phase me The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this **** gravy Ball so hard, this **** weird We ain&#8217;t even s&#8217;pose to be here, Ball so hard, since we here It&#8217;s only right that we be fair Psycho, I&#8217;m liable to go Michael Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6 Ball so hard, got a broke clock, Rolleys that don&#8217;t tick tock Audemars that&#8217;s losing time, hidden behind all these big rocks Ball so hard, I&#8217;m shocked too, I&#8217;m supposed to be locked up too you escaped what I&#8217;ve escaped You&#8217;d be in Paris getting ****ed up too Ball so hard, let&#8217;s get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days Gold bottles, scold models, spillin&#8217; Ace on my sick J&#8217;s So ball so hard, bitch behave, just might let you meet Ye, Chi towns D. Rose, I&#8217;m movin&#8217; the Nets to BK

    [Hook] [x2] Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me That **** cray [x3]

    [Kanye West] She said Ye can we get married at the mall? I said look you need to crawl &#8216;fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all Ball so hard That **** cray (that **** cray), ain&#8217;t it Jay? Ball so hard What she order (what she order), fish filet Ball so hard Your whip so cold, this old thing Ball so hard Act like you&#8217;ll never be around muhfuckas like this again Bougie girl, grab her hand **** that bitch she don&#8217;t wanna dance Excuse my French but I&#8217;m in France (I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;) Prince William&#8217;s ain&#8217;t do it right if you ask me Cause I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley What's Gucci my nigga? What's Louie my killa? What's drugs my deala? What's that jacket, Margiela? Doctors say I&#8217;m the illest Cause I&#8217;m suffering from realness Got my niggas in Paris And they going gorillas, huh!

    [(Chazz) & Jimmy] I don't even know what that means. (No one knows what it means, but it's provocative) No, it's not (It gets the people going!)

    [Jay-Z] Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me

    [Kanye West] You are now watching the throne Don&#8217;t let me get in my zone [x3] These other niggas is lyin&#8217; Actin&#8217; like the summer ain&#8217;t mine

    [Jay-Z] I got that hot bitch in my home

    [Kanye West] You know how many hot bitches I own? Don&#8217;t let me get in my zone [x4] The stars is in the building They hands is to the ceiling I know I&#8217;m bout to kill it How you know, I got that feeling You are now watching the throne Don&#8217;t let me into my zone [x2]

    [Jay-Z & Kanye West] I&#8217;m definitely in my zone
     
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  20. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    There we are having our own X Factor ;)
     
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