Some things never change. you lot can’t get over the gas. Wiz still moans like a grand mother, shiny still sucks cock and ROD still shags sheep. Nowt changes round these neck of these woods UTG
Good ol' Chris, welcome back, we are happy to have such an articulate, imaginative, knowledgeable and creative person rejoin us.
We plainly have different standards , in my house cock and shag are swear words, understand where your coming from though.
Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Yep." Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?" Welshman: "Dog dont talk But." Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Welshman: (Look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse dont talk but." Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheeps a ****ing liar bud!!"
It's not Chris's fault if you cant read! He probably forgot about the poor education system in South Bristol